Selling Fresh incubis horns~

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Selling Fresh incubis horns~

Post  Teoxihuitl on Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:16 am

The following ad was posted on the bulletin boards of each town in Uldah, the Dominion of Belvast, and Qilla Base Camp:

Looking for a buyer for these freshly cut Incubus horns, sadly I had to kick one off so it cracked in many places, but the other is in fairly decent condition. There is no fresher horn out there than these.

Keep in mind that incubus horns have a variety of uses besides being a fancy headset.
If you wish to see the horns please send an owl~

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Alessandro. //Tocagero
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Re: Selling Fresh incubis horns~

Post  Guest on Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:18 am

Carolei had seen this around, taking one of the notices and bringing it to Soifa as soon as possible. The mara, of course, would look it over...raise her eyebrow..and sigh before scribbling a response to be posted on the board.



Dear Husband,

I want that broken one.

With love, your wife.

P.S. I'm being serious.

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Re: Selling Fresh incubis horns~

Post  Lilieath on Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:07 am

As the teacher approaches the Dunbarton billboard, note in hand to post a message when one of the ads catches her eye.

"Hmm... He made it sound like he killed an incubus just for his horns. Well that's almost certainly illegal!" She takes one of the fliers and brings it to the attention of Eavan, discussing laws for a while before asking if she has authority to investigate as her thoughts turn conflicting on her.

... Why am I doing this? I know I shouldn't let this go but I have a vacation to go on! I filled out the paperwork and I was even gonna rebirth so I could fit into my old swimsuit! Dang, am I really such a workaholic?

((On an OOC note, I'm PMing to Cyler in case he doesn't catch this himself here first))
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Re: Selling Fresh incubis horns~

Post  Glaceon on Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:37 am

((Diren died already, so these horns are no longer existant.
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Re: Selling Fresh incubis horns~

Post  Lilieath on Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:54 am

((Oh jeez, they were Diren's? Can't that boy go a week without some life threatening injury? or life ending in this case?))
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Re: Selling Fresh incubis horns~

Post  Dalvar on Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:59 am

Lilieath wrote:((Oh jeez, they were Diren's? Can't that boy go a week without some life threatening injury? or life ending in this case?))
(( Obviously not. ))

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Re: Selling Fresh incubis horns~

Post  Bartholomew on Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:34 pm

Dalvar wrote:
Lilieath wrote:((Oh jeez, they were Diren's? Can't that boy go a week without some life threatening injury? or life ending in this case?))
(( Obviously not. ))
(( Basil: I didn't enjoy it - not for a single second. Okay, so maybe a tiny bit.


Wow, I didn't even see an ad on this thing before. LOL ))
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