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Post  Auramune on Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:01 pm


Hush little baby don't you cry
Momma gonna teach you how to get a guy.
And if that guy is really dumb,
Momma gonna teach you to shake yer bum.
And if your bum don't bring in the cash,
Momma gonna teach you to smoke some grass.
And if that grass get you thrown in jail,
Momma gonna...
(spoken)let you rot cause she poor and workin the poles to support your little brother.



This picture inspired me.
Spoiler:
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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Auramune on Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:14 pm

I got inspired...


I know a place
Where the dunhoars parade non stop
Gacha, fashion, and style
Fashionogi makes you on top.
Hebonas, and nuadah robes,
Everyone trying to get one.
And poor people
QQ a lot
Because they can't afford the nice stuff.

You could play other servers,
but nothing comes close
to the server with the moooost~
Fashionogis~
Once you put on that robe,
you'll be stylin' in fantasy life
ooohhh oh oohhhhh

Mabinogi Girls
We're on the cat walks
Tarlach styles
Flashy hebona, got!
Dunbarton is where you stand
when you're lookin' good.
ooohh oh ooooohhh

(Theme of California Girls, if you couldn't tell..xD)
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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Mari Eir on Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:16 pm

I never read this until you posted the second one.. I'm having a sadLOL at the first one.. but a LOL nonetheless..

*singing second in head* >________>
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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Jordiya on Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:38 pm

Iraselle Majaktobor wrote:I never read this until you posted the second one.. I'm having a sadLOL at the first one.. but a LOL nonetheless..

*singing second in head* >________>
I feel the same way. LOL
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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Auramune on Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:05 pm

Glad they made you LoL.. and sing them in heads =D
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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Auramune on Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:13 am

Sorry for party healing

yo,
you be up in this dungeon
lookin for a monster to kill
i've got my wand in my hand
and i'm waiting to heal.
killin monsters left and right
keys droppin on the floor.
everyone is pretty hurt
so I'll make you wait at the doooooor.

"Let's go!"
Parties get mad when you go to slow
Sorry for party healing
People complain saying, "open the doooor"
Sorry for party healing
Fighters don't like, cause they got respite
Sorry for party healing
Screamin, "just heal during the fight!"
Sorry for party healing.

maybe, maybe, maybe
i shouldnt flee
from fighting,
from rooms,
and be with the party
i don't got no shield
my ice bolt is low rank
but you complain when no one is healing the tank
check my mana
bless my book
and I'm equipped, yea
I'm stylin trinity
with no enchantment
no stam drained
for each time it's casted
sorry for party healing

if you low on potions before the wave ends
this is what you say
sorry for party healing
and if you won't fight cause it's not night
this is what you say
sorry for party healing
and if the party dies and you can't revive
this is what you say
sorry for party healing
and if they won't sit still, so you can't heal
this is what you say
sorry for party healing

oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh

I don't care if it's boring, I'm callin allyou DKs out to burn for me.
Heal training. Or in Avon, touchin the sword of flame-ing.
Rank it up, plus 5 int, healing party members for 150 HP.
Wounds recovered, party alive, the true healing Master

I know this a game, fool
But I dont wanna die in fiodh int. for 2
i've got to make a trip
to the healer to stock up on banadages
ooh
oh yeah, give me gold
feathers, for when you knock out cold
so take a bit of my advice
treat your healer nice

sorry for party healing
Parties get mad when you go to slow
Sorry for party healing
People complain saying, "open the doooor"
Sorry for party healing
Fighters don't like, cause they got respite
Sorry for party healing
Screamin, "just heal during the fight!"
Sorry for party healing.



Word.
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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Kenelm on Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:16 am

"Parties get mad when you go too slow..." They need to learn the best method is probably pacing the slowest member. Not to mention using the best fighting method for the encounter...

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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Auramune on Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:12 am

These are the original lyrics.. And I really like it for my character Lucia. Of course, she's not a pony, so I changed the 3rd part.
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When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball

And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing this silly song

When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"
So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals
Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song

When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine

'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me


When I was a little foxie, hunters came and killed my mommy.
They came after me and dad, trying to kill us cause they thought we were bad.
But they caught us in no time, took away the rest of my life
I thought I was dead, but then I woke up, and I was greeted by a woman named Nao.


I might do the rest, but I like the rest of the song for her too xD.
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True Life: I'm addicted to Reforges.

Post  Auramune on Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:17 am

*twitches and scratches randomly*
Hello, I'm Aura and I'm a Reforge-a-holic.


It all started out so harmless. When they first came out, I wasn't even interested in reforging. Not that they were expensive. 5k isn't expensive to anyone. But, I received 2 items that were reforged, and they made my skills noticeably better. One increased my damage on firebolt, and the other increased the splash of ice spear. I was still able to ignore the temptation at that point. That is, until a dear friend of mine said that I should reforge my newly acquired Belmont wear. Mana regeneration.. I was interested at that point.


I started out slowly. Only using the extra money that I currently had on me or my pets. Oh, the rush of excitement when I click the button and the words pop up. The ones that were for different races, or skills that I don't use, was disappointing. But a rush of euphoria swept over me when a good one appeared. A high like I never felt on the game before. Sure, getting the right color on a dye amp gave me a similar tingle, but this.. this was a cheap, constant thrill that I could tap in to any time I feel down or bored.


Just recently I started reforging everything I could get my hands on. Running to the bank and grabbing thousands of gold, even to the point of bankrupting myself. Just to reforge items that I'd otherwise never think about. I've even offered to pay and reforge my friends items. Just one item.. any item I can reforge.


I just need to do it one more time.. one more reforge. I can quit any time I want...


....maybe I need help. Before it spirals out of control and ends up costing me NX.
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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Auramune on Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:03 pm

Ode to Laginogi



Hey, I just logged on
I'll dungeon, maybe!
Nevermind..
I'm lagging like crazy..
So I'll do lifeskills,
get holywater maaayyybbeee!
Nevermind again..
Game freezes like crazy.
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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Kenelm on Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:42 am

... I see the parody... I think the lyric pattern's been killed from overuse...

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Re: Modern day Lullaby (Random writings)

Post  Auramune on Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:31 am


It's totally over-used, but using popular songs for parodies is what makes it recognizable :3!
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PONSPONSPONS

Post  Auramune on Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:52 pm

Logging in to the game
I check the site to see if everything's the same
It's not, and there is a content update
Beauty shop is getting new hairstyles, great!
New gacha, and new items introduced to the game
I don't care, cause everything else is lame
I check my balance and I start to cry
No NX, and I don't have money to buy-uy-uy

PONS PONS
Beauty shop, I want to change my hairdo
Charge charge, credit card
I hope paypal works, too
Eye shapes, and skin tones
Extend the style tab one whole month
Pay Pay for new looks
I am so happy~
PONS PONS
New outfits, select duration and click buy
Pay pay to look cute, rockin' in the mabi streets
Finish with the lips, which style should I choose?
Now my look is done,
Ah I am so pretty~

Spending Pons, I'm spending Pons
I want to try all the new hairstyles out
Need many pons, not enough pons
I ran out, and now I need to buy more..

PONS PONS
Beauty shop, I want to change my hairdo
Charge charge, credit card
I hope paypal works, too
Eye shapes, and skin tones
Extend the style tab one whole month
Pay Pay for new looks
I am so happy~
PONS PONS
Pay pay pay
pons pons pay pons pay pons pons
pay pay pons pons pons pay pons pay pons pay pons pons

Ponponpon:


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